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Thursday, April 24, 2014

A Letter To Canadian Hockey Fans

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Dear Canadian Hockey Fans,


At about that very same time there was an audible exclamation from bars and living rooms across the rest of Canada "Oh shit, here we go again" as Montreal's 1993 run of playoff magic popped into minds from east to west.
At about 9:40 PM (EDT) last Tuesday the Montreal Canadiens completed a four-game sweep of the Tampa Bay Lightning in the first round of the NHL playoffs. With just seconds remaining in a 3-3 game and overtime looming Max Pacioretty scored to send the Lighting packing. At about that very same time there was an audible exclamation from bars and living rooms across the rest of Canada; "Oh shit, here we go again" as Montreal's 1993 run of playoff magic popped into minds from east to west.

Don't get me wrong, one series - even a swept one - does not a Stanley Cup make. No one here, except maybe the mayor, is planning a championship parade. There is a long way to go, hopefully much more hockey to be played, but so far so good.

As the only Canadian team to make the post-season, Montreal has become the darling of hockey fans nationwide. Ha! I don't think so, but nor do I blame fans in other cities. I don't think I could pull for the Maple Leafs if they were the only club to make it. 


So for those of you in the rest of Canada, you have two choices, either maintain an ABM - Anyone But Montreal - approach, or embrace the Habs as your team. Should you choose the latter, here are some tips that may come in handy.
Being the sole Canadian representative isn't really noticeable here: the pressure to win the Stanley Cup is always cranked-up to 100% in Montreal. Once Jacques Villeneuve was asked if he gave a little something extra when racing on the circuit named for his late father. He simply said No, and went on to explain that if he could give a little extra in one race, he must be giving less than 100% in the others. Jacques clearly understands that no matter how popular the expression has become in sports journalism, it is impossible to give 110%!

So for those of you in the rest of Canada, you have two choices, either maintain an ABM - Anyone But Montreal - approach, or embrace the Habs as your team. Should you choose the latter, here are some tips that may come in handy.

Olé Olé

The Olé Olé song is sung at various points during games when things are going well. It isn't the Montreal version of the Na Na Hey Hey Good-Bye song that some fans sing when they feel their team has the game in the bag. So singing Olé Olé in the first period is not being cocky.

Forum Ghosts

The Montreal Forum was home to the Canadiens until 1996. Many cup championship teams called the Forum home, but the Habs have yet to win since leaving. Over the years the ghosts of champions past were rumoured to play a role in the team's success. (Just ask Don Cherry about a certain too many men on the ice penalty.)

The team's dearth of cups since moving has caused some to wonder if the ghosts got lost on the way to their new home. Eighteen years is a long time to go a dozen blocks or so, even if your are an apparition. But in fairness to the spirits of past champs, when they set out in 1996 they were looking for a place called the Molson Centre which is now called the BELL Centre. Confusing no doubt. Something else that may account for their tardiness are the many distractions along the way. You see aside from Stanley Cup hockey, as anyone who lives here can attest, Montreal is well known for its beautiful women, some of whom work in various establishments that call for them to wear very little if anything. Several of these infamous clubs are to be found between the Forum and the current home of the Habs. If those ghosts got lost and ended up in Stanley Street's Chez Parée, we may never see another Stanley Cup!  

Youppi!

Habs YouppiMany long-time Habs fans yearn for the days before laser shows, blaring music and mascots were the norm in the NHL.  But Youppi! may have found his way into the hearts of even the most traditional fans because of his pedigree. Youppi! was hired by the Canadiens after he was unceremoniously cut free from the Expos when they were unceremoniously taken away from us. Somehow having the orange Muppet around adds a little something. The Expos-related banners that hang from the BELL Centre rafters alongside the Habs' are also a nice touch.    

 National Anthem

As Kate Smith, and her rousing rendition of God Bless America, became a tradition for the Philadelphia Flyers, Ginette Reno's O Canada is becoming one to the Canadiens. Playing O Canada is sometimes a bit dicey in Montreal, given the odd leather-lunged separatist's penchant to boo, but lately it seems there are a whole lot more folks singing than just Ginette! 

There you have it, now sit back and enjoy the ride either by hopping on the bandwagon, or looking forward to seeing the wheels fall off!

Cheers,


Deegan
 

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